just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
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