I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
Maybe he injected his testicle?
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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