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I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
Last night while we were having sex, 'God bless the USA' started playing on his itunes. He came almost immediately... so awkward.
alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
I want you to know that wearing office supplies as jewelry results in waking up with the wrong roommate. Also, strip clubs and vodka don't mix.
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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