Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I spent all night sexting your girlfriend for you because you were too drunk. You're welcome.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
Randomize
