She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
Don't tell me you're on acid again
At 3:00am my whole house started smelling like cooking meat. I have no idea why she thought it was a good idea to crock-pot a WHOLE turkey that early in the morning.
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