Walk of Shame. In a state park.
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
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