Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
The air taste purple.
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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