I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
I was going to ask the people in the kitchen to keep the volume down, but they're cooking pasta at 3 AM and one complimented me on my polka-dot nightgown. They're high. No volume control.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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