I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
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