I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
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