In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
Randomize
