It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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