Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
My drunk body wants to fuck you so bad, but my high mind is telling me it's too much work. I think I'm just gonna stay home and eat some Mac and cheese. Sorry.
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
I just did a drunk experiment to find out what it looks like when you turn a burner on the stove on while wearing night-vision goggles. I may be blind in my right eye now.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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