so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
Mom, I'm really sorry you saw my naked ex-boyfriend in the living room this morning. I can explain....but I'd rather just stick with this apology and be done with it
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
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