its not stalking. its research.
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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