so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I was taking a piss and started puking. I pissed myself and made a mess in the bathroom. Passed out, then got up and went back out from 11pm to 5am.
I changed 4 diapers and slept horribly in our hot apt. Now, I'm at my inlaws house watching the Rangers get pummeled. Oh how our lives differ.
I'm going to save the lime from my McDonald's salad to use in my Corona later tonight.
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
Randomize
