Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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