That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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