what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
I said ACK before Andy Samberg made it even remotely funny. That tool is stealing all my lines.
Yeah, you've definitely been jizzing in your pants years before he made it socially acceptable
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
Randomize
