you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
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