Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
SHE JUST SHOVED MY HAND DOWN HER PANTS AT THE BAR
Don't text me with that hand
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
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