honey bunches of taint.
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
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