she was so not down for the gang bang
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
I was 40 minutes late to work today because I was getting fucked. Walked in to discover that it's apparently performance review day. Employee of the year.
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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