At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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