She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
Randomize
