I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
Only a mothe r could love this liver
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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