He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
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