Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'm vegan
i'll put lettuce on them
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
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