i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
You left your phone here
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