ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
I think I just scared the sex out of my booty call. He saw me at the grocery store using one of those "future mother" parking spots right next to the handicap ones. He just made eye contact and drove off. I regret my laziness.
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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