I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
...i apologize for hitting you up so much tonight im just kinda in a little pickle. im going to sleep in my car near u so pretty plz lmk if you head home...
omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
Randomize
