Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
I wish there was a lawn mower version of Roomba so I could just drink and cheer it on from the stoop.
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
Alive.
So much puke
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
Anyone would get lost in that field after that much vodka. Trust me... I kind of feel like superman considering I even made it home. Most people would've been face down in a random oilfield. Not this guy.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
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