yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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