doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
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