This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
I am naked and annoyed.
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
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