I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
dude i woke up to 20 missed calls from you, 3 from a blocked number and had 13 voicemails that all said "send me a picture of your tits."
so im guessing thats a no.....
I was so drunk last night i ate cereal with a fork.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
Randomize
