You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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