I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I'm in the grocery store cradling a box of wine like it's my firstborn, so of course this would be the first and only time I've ever seen my boss outside of the office.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
Remember when I puked into a mesh garbage can in the middle of a meeting and told the clients it was "morning sickness"?
hahah yep
Well the are flying back here, it's been like 10 months, should I frame fake baby pics in my office?? Or too much?
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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