Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
I asked her if she wanted to make this a permanent exclusive thing instead of a fuck buddy thing, and she just looked at me like I'm an idiot.
That's because you are an idiot.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
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