is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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