Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
I love having hate sex.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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