hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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