Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
so now that im really awake i see that my underwear are completely ripped down the side, my shorts are on backwards, i have to go get plan b....i call last night an epic fail or success depending on how catholic i am feeling
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
I woke up to a huge bag of McDonalds breakfast, a cup of coffe and Advil. The note read "yeah its a one night thing, but I felt bad so here you go. Thanks"
He just set a new unobtainable standard in one night stand etiquette.
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