it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
I took a bird feeder and filled it with alka-seltzer. Can you say fireworks?
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
is this the sara with the beer cane?
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
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