Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Its about making memories worth repressing
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
You were on the drunk bus swinging around on the pole when you decided you were hungry, so you pulled half a bagel out of your pants and ate it. Everyone stared at you, dumbfounded as to where it came from, and cheered
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
There is a 97.5% chance that my sketchy roommate is also a hooker.
So when can I meet her?
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
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