Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
I woke up with a chicken in my yard
Do you not remember hopping the fence into a chicken coop and screaming "choot em'"like you were on swamp people?
No recollection, can you come help me shut this thing up
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
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