erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
so my 6 year old came home from school and asked me if he was a bastard cause the kids at school called him one, i told him to call them a clit. those parents will hate me
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
So uh... Did you mail me business cards that describe my profession as "tortured soul"?
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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