you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
3pm strippers are depressing
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
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