if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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