You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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